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Story 1    What's this for....zzaapppp!!!

In the event that aliens have landed before you read this, the technology used to create this message will be obsolete...the government overthrown...society reorganized....WAIT, THEY HAVEN'T COME YET?!!  WHAT"S UP WITH THAT???!!!

Story 2   A Sharp Stick and a Flashlight

"Bigfoot's hand found in Montana."

"Wait, Bigfoot's hand?  Does he have hands?"

"He?  Who says its a he?"

"You saying Bigfoot is a girl?"

"No.  I am not saying Bigfoot is a girl.  If Bigfoot is female, Bigfoot is a woman."

"Are you saying Bigfoot is a woman?"

"It is likely."

Story 3   Are you laughing?

Or are you enraged?  You'll have to say that one more time, Mr. Spaceman...