since this is media n all, i'm promoing myselfhope to be published by the time i'm 40...heres a preview of my first scratchmarks commentt would be great- THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!  full post »

Diamonds are a girls best friend? I don't think so!, but they are nice to get at a restaurant bar, while waiting for a table for 4 on valentines day in a Kay Jewelers Box, while sipping sangrias and holding your hair away from your neck as big hands with ... full post »

when a woman was gunna run for president, everyone joked about the fate of nation in the faints of a female- well guess what boys- this one can't even handle the caucuses... OMG! i mean we knew she couldnt handle co*k, but friggin come on- i dont want th... full post »

just when you think you're ready to reinstill faith n love between your mother and self she goes and does some super-hurtful discusting act of pseudo-caring [which really wouldn't be that bad since it was done behind your back-cept that fact too, is in it... full post »

Full Title: Don't move or the bird gets it! full post »