Let's just be clear
I do not like christmas. I find it creepy. And it turns out i'm allergic to christmas. So going down to the pier to snag santa for the interview was...well...here's the questions i wanted to ask:
1) How many kids have peed on you?
2) Ever wanted to punt a crying child off your lap?
3) Who's worse, the bratty kids, or their parents?
4) Ever show up to work drunk?
D'you have questions for a mall claus? Call 'em in 888 635 1112.
or post em up.
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