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I do not like christmas.  I find it creepy.  And it turns out i'm allergic to christmas.  So going down to the pier to snag santa for the interview was...well...here's the questions i wanted to ask:

1) How many kids have peed on you?

2) Ever wanted to punt a crying child off your lap?

3) Who's worse, the bratty kids, or their parents?

4) Ever show up to work drunk?

 

D'you have questions for a mall claus?   Call 'em in 888 635 1112.  

or post em up.

 

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