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Alex signs up to temp, flunks his business-ethics test, and gets sent to work in a brewery. Laverne and Shirley it ain't.

Read by Alex, edited by Dan, adapted from a version that appeared in th Zine No Touching. Additional sound from the Prelinger Archive. Image by INTVGene.

Alex says you'd be surprised how hard it is to find what you're looking for at Home Depot. 'Specially since people walk out with half their merchandise. Recorded by Dan, edited and produced by Robin.

Photo: Lost in the labyrinth. Untitled by Tom Harpel.

Alex gives some sass back to one of his pushier customers. And she's not to happy about it. Recorded by Dan, edited and produced by Robin.

Photo: HD by Travis Allison.

In which Alex deals with bossy customers, and a co-worker is fired for stealing time. Recorded by Dan, edited and produced by Robin.

Photo: Home Depot by Hamish.

Alex lost an impressive amount of weight in the last couple of years; he adopted a special diet, but didn't join a gym. Instead, he took a job at Home Depot. Recorded by Dan, edited and produced by Robin.