Has anyone ever been irritated with you and said  "What is Your Problem!" Now that can change with N.R.M. Neurotic Response Management. We will provide the answer to the question of "What is Your Problem" full post »

An interoffice memo of the McCain campaign reveals that their first choice for a Vice Presidential running mate was God. But during the vetting process McCain aides "came across some questionable geological practices during the Mesozoic era."Further scrut... full post »

Is Sarah Palin Nostradamus?In an almost frightening example of seeing the future Sarah Palin answered the Miss Alaska beauty pagent question “How Could You Help The World”"By shooting guns, joining the PTA then joining a man resembling a Albino hairle... full post »

Full Title: Live From Chicago. This is the Booze. News. full post »

The McCain camp claims to have recovered some lost blogs of McCain during his stay at the Hanoi Hilton.Despite the fact it was before the invention of the internet the McCain camp insists they are real. They recently released some of the alleged blog... full post »

Full Title: Bill Copington is a caller on Churching and Chatting full post »

From the Makers of Mr. Microphone comes Mr. Gallstone Microphone. full post »

Sequel to Men are From Mars Women are From Venus "My Dryer Knob is Broken I'm Using a Wrench to Turn it and It's Driving You Crazy"Comical via my house how the two sexes deal with broken parts. full post »

It might be something like this.You'd think I could do a better Jewish Mother voice by now. full post »

Another episode from the segment "What Is Most Absurd Turns Out to be True Whether that is True Neither Matters Nor is Absurd" full post »